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Hobbies: Counting my fingers

----------------I resulted from the fertilization of Mrs Luksamana's egg by Mr. Luksamana's sperm in Cebu, Philippines many years ago. Each cell in my body that travels along the soma line contains a set of 46 chromosomes: 23 from Mrs Luksamana's egg and 23 from Mr Luksamana's sperm. My sister's also contains a set of 46 chromosomes. But her 23rd pair is XX while mine is XY, which to me means that I am not for adults only - that I am also for the young ones to enjoy, subject to parental guidance, of course.Meantime, each cell in my body that travels ever faithfully along the germ line contains a set of 23 chromosomes, randomly mixed from Mrs Luksamana's egg and Mr Luksamana's sperm. And if you thought I use Viagra, you're wrong. I have plenty of hyperactive sperm cells inside me. Right now, they're all panting and screaming, "Give me liberty or give me death!"I went to Mambaling Elementary School to study satong, jolens and lastico. I spent an extra year there because my teacher, Mr. Atilano, insisted that I should not graduate until I learned to wear shoes. "You can't go to CIT wearing bakya," he said.I went to high school at CIT. There I learned many things, some of them I bet you don't know about. Yeah? Well, do you know that every year there's a Takyan Tournament at CIT? That's why instead of books I carried takyan to school. And that's why my neighbors in Mambaling really believed that I was going to school at the Cebu Institute of Takyan.I went to college very quietly, so quietly that my parents didn't even hear about it until just before they died, when I was forced to confess to them that I did. It was in college that I learned the best thing I ever learned in my whole life - VIRGIN!Oh yes, VIR and GIN, I mean BEER and GIN.---------------